Dear Editors of People StyleWatch:
For the last six months (maybe longer) your magazine, which I insist on subscribing to as my own cheaper version of a look book, has been mediocre at best. This month however, the content was stellar.
Why are you doing this to me?!
As soon as I vow to increase my self awareness by going on an extended shopping hiatus, you hit me with this unsolicited melarky; plenty of diverse selection, varying costs, and a combination of simplistic styles and bright colors.
I am outraged.
Although you should know, as my monthly "freebie" I will be purchasing one of your recommendated (or sponsored) items; one of the 37 items I angrily marked..
Carry on and try not to let this happen again until at least May.
Respectfully Yours,
Elle
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